Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.

Robert Fulghum

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

Florence King

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Lane Olinghouse

You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you odd.

Flannery O’Connor

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

Abigail Van Buren